28/52—First Place Winner Rollin in his 5 point 0
28 Weeks Old
This photo was taken mere seconds after the first place winner of the 1st annual “Ride your Rally Race Car ” event took place yesterday and your looking at the champ of the race Mr Dali Roads, well actually the race only consisted of just him and it actually was a “stand still just sit on the race car race” but hey we can make up a story right. —– Here we go——So ya umm there was 15 kids out for the race– ya 15 of them, that sounds good right— it was a big race The biggest race of the year and almost the whole town was there watching and all the other kids had these powered up battery race cars and when Dali showed up all he had was his “Flintstones Peddle Power” car with no battery. All the kids stared at him as he rolled pass and some of them even laughed when they see Dali had no battery in his car. See now the story gets good. So the race was about to start and it consisted of 3 laps around the outside of the school through the playground that was the only rule. So as the 15 kids all lined up on the track they started there little car battery and Dali Man just sat there digging his toes into the ground ready to take off ready for the start whistle. See all the other kids didn’t know that even tho Dali didn’t have a battery in his race car he had something else that would be his secret weapon which was his magic socks he bought on e-bay. So with that being said the race started with the sound of the whistle and as everyone took off Mr Dali Man dug in his toes and jetted out of the start gate. It only took 2 seconds and Dali Man took the lead flying around the school with his magic socks and his feet spinning out like Fred Flintstone on his way home from work. Mr Dali Man lapped all the kids twice took a brake mid race for a drink of milk and 44 seconds later he crossed the finish line first place by a mile as everyone cheered . All the kids now wanted to be his friend everyone was happy and thats how you write a 5 minute story. Booya. Well kinda, but hey, It could of happened -Live the dream 1st place Race Car Man. High 5 on the win!
