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14 months oldYesterday was a day like any other as me and Dali were playing with some lego’s hanging out like we do when the idea of a clone machine came to us. Inspiration shows up at the oddest of times. So what better way to see then to try and really build a clone machine right? ..so we started to brainstorm some ideas and draw up a plan –well Dali actually just kept running around chasing his ball but he was there for moral support as we designed our blueprint – He said id be better at the mechanics then him and he would be the “test pilot” and the “runner” if i needed. I was cool with that so we commenced on the blue print and building. For the outside of the clone machine we used a huge old fridge box and covered it with tin foil with a little mini cut out door on the front –then we wrote the words “clone machine” in crayons and put a number dial from “1 to 5” on the front (depending on how many clones you need) and that was it. O ya and we had an on switch to start it up. Sounds legit to me and Dali thought so to.Geeze it looked amazing at the least, like some lost prop from Alice in wonderland We sat in the kitchen admiring our first “Farther and Son Build It Adventure” yup it was finally complete after 42 minutes of intense building our “Clone Machine” was ready to be tested. You see when your a kid you believe anything, your imagination is mixed into reality and everything in the world is possible. So we set the dial to 1 opened the little front door and Dali walked inside the clone machine, I shut the door behind him, told him to be safe and hold on. The next thing that happened will forever change mankind –as i hit the on button the next thing i know the clone machine starting to make sounds like the odd call of a mocking bird? and then the box started shaking, i tried to hit the off button but it seems we didn’t even draw an off button? Dam it–then all the power in the house flickered on an off 7 times and the box stopped shaking-i ran over to the little mini door and when i opened it I couldn’t believe my eyes – by crikey it worked —-there were two Dali Man’s–Wow —We did it buddy…..So now the question is do you need a clone?

Me and Dali can clone you in our patent pending “Crazy Clone Machine” for one easy payment of two thousand dollars and 10 boxes of those awesome Arrowroot cookies Dali loves, he said that’s a must. So send us a message and we can get you another you in no time Think of all the perks –you can send your clone to work for you, never again will you have to show up somewhere you don’t like–just send your clone to take care of that. Its a win win situation. So with all that being said let us know and you can have a new best friend..We accept Pay Pal and all major credit cards. See you two soon.